Hey,

Since our last "session," the ward has... expanded. The entire hospital now rearranges itself every run - our level generator scrambles 25 unique rooms into wild new routes that make escaping feel even more hopeless, but infinitely more entertaining.



And the pills? We've added more delightful experiments. Some turn you into a lumbering demolition machine; others turn you into a jittery blur of speed. A few crank hallucinations so high that reality itself starts taking offense. Combine that with the newly overhauled Parkinson's Revolver - now officially an extreme sport - and you've got chaos worth streaming.

Here's what's new in the ward:

• A level generator that makes each run a fresh fever dream
  
  
• New pills and abilities (we legally can't describe some side effects)
  
  
• A full solo mode for those who prefer suffering privately
  
  
• Meta-progression for collectors and completionists
  
  
• An expanded diagnosis system - more accurate, more insulting
  
  
• A candy-for-pills vendor
  
  
• Weapon durability (your guns get stressed too)
  
  
• Full character customization
  
  
• A visual overhaul - "hallucinogenic mushrooms, but budget-friendly"
  
  
• An emotion wheel for all your panic needs
  
  
• Improved Ux/Ui and a better voice chat system
  
  
• New enemies, including an elite one that seems to genuinely hate players
  
  
• Korean language support - insanity is global

After every run, the head doctor will issue your diagnosis - now 40% more precise and at least 400% more offensive.